Trixie and Katya's guide to modern womanhood

Introduction: You as a human person

Hair : hair today, gone tomorrow

Makeup : beat it!

Heels : using your platform for good!

Personal style : who the fuck are you?!

Personal hygiene : whoops, I'm disgusting!

Alochol (Sorry, I've been drinking)

Pills, pipes, and potions : over the rainbow and under the influence

Self-love : auto-erotic appreciation

Money : are you a poor?

Yes, I'm perfect : curating your digital facade

Interior design : show me your insides

Food : the food pyramid scheme

Travel : wherever you go, there you are

Decluttering your condo, Marie

Meeting people : charmed, I'm sure

Hookups : how to have sex with strangers

Breakups : it's not me, it's you

Friendships : best friends forever.